Are these funny or true if true bad girls i am here call me?

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...


Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"





Good girls never go after another girl's man...


Bad girls go after him AND his brother.





Good girls wear white cotton panties...


Bad girls don't wear any.





Good girls wax their floors...


Bad girls wax their bikini lines.





Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...


Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.





Good girls make chicken for dinner...


Bad girls make reservations.





Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...


Bad girls know they could do better.





Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...


Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.





Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...


Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.





Good girls love Italian food...


Bad girls love Italian waiters.

Are these funny or true if true bad girls i am here call me?
Whats the number???????
Reply:yes these r funny...LOL
Reply:Few smiles, otherwise the points come in handy........................
Reply:Sheeeet... Im pretty rotton


what was it you said that I should call you....?
Reply:amazing!!!!!!!!!!!.........................
Reply:HaHa! Good One! Guess I am a little bit of both...but I would have to admit that I can honestly relate to the bad girls a little more! Lol!
Reply:Hi Ducky,


Hehehehehehehehehe..These are Great and made Me Laugh.. I am not a Bad Girl but it would be nice to give you a call My Friend.. Lol


A Friend,


poppy1
Reply:Ha ha...that gave me a chuckle :)
Reply:haha





Thats funny lolz





Luv it=]=]
Reply:i think it would be funnier if good girls were replaced with "southern girls" and bad girls was replaced with "northern girls". what do you think?
Reply:Pearls.....





ROTFL!!!!





:)