Good girls or bad girls?

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...


Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"





Good girls never go after another girl's man...


Bad girls go after him AND his brother.





Good girls wear white cotton panties...


Bad girls don't wear any.





Good girls wax their floors...


Bad girls wax their bikini lines.





Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...


Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.





Good girls make chicken for dinner...


Bad girls make reservations.





Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...


Bad girls know they could do better.





Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...


Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.





Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...


Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.





Good girls love Italian food...


Bad girls love Italian waiters.

Good girls or bad girls?
lol im a good girl
Reply:ACTUALLLY Good girls are just smart bad girls that don't get caught.
Reply:good girls go to heaven


bad girls go everywhere
Reply:funny.
Reply:good girls keep diaries


bad girls just dont have the time
Reply:The best girls are both!
Reply:Good girls like bad boys
Reply:HA HA Ha!





You made this up yourself right?


I just copy-pasted it. May I with your permission?
Reply:there all bad,a good woman can dig lug clean fish has her own boat and can fk fart n push a wheelbarrow at the same time
Reply:i love it
Reply:Bad girls love jokes like this.
Reply:TRUE TRUE THANKS
Reply:Lol, yeah very funny.


: )
Reply:true
Reply:I'm a good girl!! :o) People I know might not agree but this is proof....I made chicken for dinner this very night!
Reply:good
Reply:Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught...





what about good boys and bad boys eh?
Reply:I like it! I fall into the latter category, so my other half says.
Reply:Good
Reply:good girls go to heaven


bad girls take YOU to heaven





good girls say thanks


bad girls give thanks





good girls like swallows


bad girls like to swallow





good girls like rides in cars


bad girls like rides on cars





good girls like taking showers


bad girls like taking golden showers





good girls are home by midnight


bad girls go out at midnight





good girls want you to meet their mum


bad girls are happy for you to sleep with their mum
Reply:I love bad girls. Bad girls are hot beause I am a very bad boy.
Reply:Funny and true
Reply:nice
Reply:LoL... that's funny and pretty accurate... I guess I fit in somewhere in between...
Reply:a bit of good and a bit of bad make for the perfect girl
Reply:yer ok mate,whats your point