Girls: Is this true?

I have discovered that the women in my area do not like to play grab *** like the guys do. I now don't go up to girls and lean into them and fart like I do with the guys. I will just talk with them. I sometimes grab my food and find a group of girls. I will pull up a chair and eat with the food in my lap because there isn't room at the table for me and all the girls they save seats for. GIRLS: YOU LIKE JOKES DON'T YOU?? I will often say jokes and I will listen as they talk. I think the girls like it when I listen to them. I have even heard some of them retelling my jokes and things I say. I have now started wearing shorter shorts to school because I have heard some of the girls say they like to see guys sexy legs. I now where real short shorts to school. I also cry sometimes because girls in the movies say they like crying. I cried when my english comp. teacher told about her daughter's surgery. I was like crying out loud and none of the other guys were doing anything. Wow

Girls: Is this true?
uhhh. Nice story... what was the question?
Reply:loser
Reply:O.k. Heres a question for u: Where, and what is this question. It is a good laugh though. Girls love laughs, and I personally dont like to see the guys legs, because most of the time it is just hair. Anyway, GL!
Reply:You just need to be yourself. All girl's like different type of guys. Some girl's like the emotional ones, and other's like the tuff look manly ones. Just be you and trust me there are plenty of girls out there that will like you for you...


~Best of Luck to You~


~Kerri~
Reply:are you kidding?





this has to be a joke





haha





if not your definately a pansy
Reply:um ur weird...
Reply:Sry guy, but don't ACT like a girl!!!! Try to impress them. Do not wear short shorts!!! Girls totally are the only 1's who should wear those. And as for crying, its fine, but dont over do it.
Reply:DON'T FART IN FRONT OF GIRLS!!! That one you were right about!! That's disgusting and there's nothing funny about it. For some reason the guys at my old school use to think it was funny and sure, for the guys it may be funny but personally I don't find anything funny about it. All it does is get the place to smell disgusting and all it shows is how much of a stupid sense of humor you have. And that's really sweet of you to put your food in your lap to give the space to the rest of the girls and I bet the rest of the girls think its sweet too. Yes, jokes are nice, but it depends on what jokes they are, girls don't feel comfortable talking about farting or *shivers* boogers or yucky other stuff, thats just disgusting! But personally I LOVE it when a guy puts up with me a listens to all I have to say. Don't judge them and be nice! And if they told you they want guys to wear shorter pants to see sexy legs, I guess you can wear shorter pants, because hey, ya never know, they might've said that because they wanted to see YOU'RE sexy legs. Its nice to satisfy the girls, but I don't know abou the whole crying thing, act like your interested and really care about hat and make compliments like "Oh, that's so sad." or "thats so messed up, so...hows your daughter now? Was the surgery okay? Did everything turn out well?" Things like that to show you care, are listening, and are interested. Girls don't want the guy to stare off into space while they're talking to them with a bit of drool by the side, they want them to hear them out and show that you care and feel as though the guy is really interested in what she's talking about and isnt being rude about it. Hope it helps (;