Girls, Is this TRUE ?

3 people once sat down to profer different xters of a woman. Here are what they see:





A Mathematician


Mathematics Equation %26amp; Girls





1. To find girls, you need time and money, therefore


girls = Time x Money





2. But Time is money, so


Time = Money





.:. Therefore


Girls = Money x Money


Girls = Money2 i.e (money squared)





But Money is the ROOT of all PROBLEMS





Money = sqrt. (PROBLEMS)





Tehrefore


Girls = (sqrt.(PROBLEMS)2) ***root eqn cancels square





Girls =PROBLEMS








Can any lady prove this wrong. ?








A philosopher


The percentage of a man wining an agrument with a lady in a relationship is directly proportional toTIME and stage of such relationship.





Thus:


at start or during DATING = 70%


2yrs later or during COURTING = 45%


5yrs later or after marriage = 2%








A philosopher


Properties of women.





Ohhhhhhh ! yahoo has delimited the continuity

Girls, Is this TRUE ?
d'u cross check ur question with your mum's diary ?


sure you'll find answers. because mama are great encyclopedia where u can find answers to 'lady/girl' assaulting questions like yours.





U need a revamp of your whole view about girls, and I think I'll be glad to be a company that can help.





catch yah.
Reply:WTF!?!?! Who Care?????????
Reply:See, I get what you're trying to do but "One At A Time" please. And seriously, it's so unorganized that I can't figure out where to start or what point you're trying to make. Keep working on it though because I think with some effort it will be interesting and I'd like to see the finished version.
Reply:NO,that is bu*****t!
Reply:all i have to say....





someone has waaaay too much time on their hands.


You lost me after the time=money. I can truthfully say i was actually trying to follow and understand that....lets just say i am NOT a mathmatician.
Reply:yes it all true you need money to spend time
Reply:Let me just say this:





~ Menstrual cycle


~ Mental Illness


~ Menstraul pain


~ Mental breakdown


~ Menstrual cramps





Notice how all our problems start with Men
Reply:i guess some of us really need to look deepy in this world. And realise not all girls in this world are like this. And of course that's referred to as a myth ...
Reply:Actually LOVE of money is the root of all evil, not problems. Therefore love of money =sqrt (evil),





girls =(love (evil)2),





But, evil spelled backwards is LIVE,


therefore





girls=love and life!
Reply:what....
Reply:sure it's true. that's the power we have....a jamaican song said,"GOD MADE MAN...MAN MAKE MONEY...GOD MAKE WOMAN TO TAKE MAN MONEY......MAN SMART -- BUT WOM AN SMARTER!!!!"
Reply:oh come on don't believe in such things.
Reply:Gazazmaster gets 10 points!!!
Reply:You just wasted alot of time typing up some equation instead of hooking up with a girl that could make time seem infinite....
Reply:WAT THE **** R U TALKIN BOUT
Reply:No i don't think that is correct. Not all the time anyway. If you go out looking for people than i guess it could go either way. but if your not out looking for them than i guess not.
Reply:IT IS A LOT CHEAPER TO BE GAY, IF YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH MONEY....YOU CAN SAVE AT LEAST 50% BEING GAY...CAUSE MY GAY MALE FRIENDS PAY FOR THEMSELVES...SO THERE IS THE SOLUTION TO WASTING YOUR MONEY ON WOMEN...
Reply:oh seriously! that is quite silly
Reply:what?
Reply:You really think of this do you ☻
Reply:just choose to be gay and if you are not strong enough to keep up with a real women
Reply:Perhaps this will shed some light:





Women Are Like Apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.





Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......


So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.





And for the men...





Men are like a fine wine.





They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Reply:One simple equation is my answer








lack of girls = even bigger problems





can u say im wrong ;)
Reply:1. To find girls, you need time and money, therefore


girls = Time x Money


----%26gt; this is wrong hehe.... You don't have a fixed amount of money for each unit of time right? You may waste 2000USD for one date but sometimes it can be up to 2000000USD... what do you think?
Reply:I can prove you math wrong. You say girls=TimeX Money, but this isn't true. Just because you need two things to get another thing, it doesn't mean the third thing is made up of the first two multiplied. Besides, if you needed money to get girls, there would be no poor men married, and there are plenty.